the penis is the stick shift to your heart
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@18 hours ago with 305 notesSidney: 19. VCU, Fashion Merchandising. Favorites: Fashion, Led Zeppelin, New York Giants, American Presidents, and a whole lot of movies, other music, and television.
the penis is the stick shift to your heart
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@18 hours ago with 305 notesThis guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
holy shit reblogging for that comment^
^^ LMAO
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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@1 day ago with 71481 notesthe only thing i can turn on is my computer
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@4 days ago with 22842 notesMy best friend and my parents with me. I love them all so much and I don’t know what I’d do without them. This beach trip has been so nice after my first year in college.